Make Me Love You:
Public, Part One
Public, Part Two
Private

Did everyone watch Bowie last night on Live By Request? Well, you should have.

Also, it's Father's Day. Did you remember? That's okay, that's what I'm here for. You still have time, just go call and tell him his present's going to be a little late. This type of lie will keep your father/child relationship afloat, and also it's not a sin. That's a bonus anyone can live with!

And just to show you how much I care, let me help you out there: might I recommend this as a gift?

(Oh, and seeing as how it's already Father's Day, that disclaimer that says "This will not ship in time for Father's Day," that disclaimer you can just ignore. You're already too late. Dad is pretty much not getting a gift on time anyway. So just move on. Okay? Okay.)

Oh yeah, boy.

If that doesn't work, let me know and I can find you some other suggestions. Cause I. Am. There. For. You.

Cause I am there for you.

-Mlle R