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Monday June 3, 2002 - 8:26 p.m. Today, I finally hung my fiber optics blinking Jesus picture on the wall. It blinks. And it's all tacky gold lame. (That there is supposed to be "lame," you know, it's supposed to have an accent on the e, as in that horrible material they make shirts and dresses out of, like lam-ay. Not lame, as in stupid. Because my blinky fiber optics Jesus picture is not stupid. Back off.) Oooo, I love my fiber optics blinking Jesus picture. Also, I purchased a tiki grass lamp on Saturday. This is because my computer room has been lamp-less since I moved in, and I was tired of having no light. Weird experience on Sunday: while I look in the paper for jobs, which I do every Sunday probably just to torture myself, I turn the TV on for noise. And probably distraction too, because if I was concentrating fully on searching for a job I'd probably off myself because there's just NOTHING. Oh. Anyway. I was flipping through the channels, and I got to this movie on one of the jazillion HBO stations, and there was my lamp, the one I had just purchased the night before, there in that movie. I can't remember what the movie was called, because right after my lamp's big scene (one of the main characters picked it up and threw it) I turned the station. So. If you want to see my lamp, find the movie where the chick tells the guy that she slept with someone else the night before, and he tells her to get out, and she gets out, and then he throws a lamp. While this is happening, she's wearing a dark colored shirt. And I think he was too. Does that help? Oh, and he had a map on his wall. I don't even know the actors' names, sorry. They're just a couple of those sort of generic, clean, pretty, young actors. A boy one and girl one. I can tell you this: I don't believe either one of them was in American Pie. That narrows it down, doesn't it? Didn't they get most of the generic, clean, pretty, young actors lately from that movie? I don't know. So there you go. Go get it. And you can see my lamp. And then you don't have to watch any more of it, unless you want to, because hell, it might be good but I don't know. What do I know about it? Just about nothing. And so ends today's Rewind Secret Communique Hour,
-Mlle R
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