Wednesday, July 11, 2007 - We need to sweep up the corners. And we need some snaks. We'll be here a while.
2006-02-21 - Girl Who Wears Glasses, Meet Girl With New Man
2006-02-19 - Come on...at least try to act excited. For a minute. Please? Oh, fuck off.
Tuesday December 30, 2003 - I'm Miss ONE HUNDRED AND ONE, THANK YOU
Tuesday November 25, 2003 - Thanks for noooothing thanks for nooothing thanks for noothing
Monday November 17, 2003 - Computer generated trauma...it's almost just like the real thing.
Friday November 7, 2003 - no wire hangers, huh? go back to bed, you crazy beast
Monday November 3, 2003 - I wonder how the hooved one feels about plain old karate
Friday October 31, 2003 - hey all you Halloweenies
Tuesday, March 4 2003 - if you'd be my flotsam, I could be half the (wo)man I used to.
Tuesday October 29, 2002 - cake or death?
Friday October 11, 2001 - cover your tracks boys, you never know if she may follow us
Wednesday September 18, 2002 - I mean, I've seen his ass, that time on MTV. So I know what I'm talking about.
Thursday August 12, 2002 - view this, you bastards. Or something.
Friday September 6, 2002 - They would be okay if they didn't have that there...and that over there...and those...
Thursday September 5, 2002 - violence, both intended and unintentional...I see severe road rash in this child's future.
Friday August 23, 2002 - oh, dear God. Please let this be the last word on the subject.
Friday August 16, 2002 - maybe I lived in a big pocket of disgustoid songs...I dunno...
Wednesday August 14, 2002 - kids these days...or was it cats these days?
Thursday August 1, 2002 - when I'm annoyed, my lips do a weird thing. I don't know why.
Tuesday July 30, 2002 - dammit
Monday July 29, 2002 - it *is* addictive...you click...and the pictures...and then you're, like... it's...oh, shut up
Friday July 26, 2002 - I think it was hitting it off the side of his face, actually
Monday July 22, 2002 - ye gods, man! I've got the blisters to prove it!
Wednesday July 18, 2002 - commercial sadness, swing trauma and nose weirdness
Friday July 12, 2002 - nobody else was muttering, either, but I didn't seem to have a problem with that, did I?
Thursday July 11, 2002 - poop and melted chocolate...an accidental and very disturbing theme here
Thursday July 11, 2002 - a rather...depressing update in more ways than two. Sorry.
Wednesday, July 10, 2002 - random random everywhere. run, you bastards! (I don't know...)
Monday July 8, 2002 - I was right about Jason, too, and it's a damn good thing he didn't disappear
Tuesday June 26, 2002 - a good reason for disappearing, finally.
Sunday June 23, 2002 - dance, magic dance...or, we can spill if we want to.
Sunday June 16, 2002 - I'm one helpful son of a bitch. I am. Well, except I'm not a son.
Monday June 3, 2002 - blinky blinky gold and shiny spirituality, and a (sort of) famous lamp
Thursday May 30, 2002 - that ought to take care of the little tart.
Monday May 27, 2002 - I don't have pictures, I only have the memory scorched into my brain
Sunday May 26, 2002 - No honey, not that one. That one's bruised.
Wednesday May 22, 2002 - finally, something I can work with. Substance!
Monday May 20, 2002 - Lou Reed? Weird.
Wednesday May 15, 2002 - no, really. it's super long. and weird.
Wednesday May 15, 2002 - if you feel you need to, make up a good word, like fuckled
Tuesday April 30, 2002 - creepy church chicken in sauce
Thursday April 25, 2002 - if I made videos, they'd all be about Taxi Driver
Tuesday April 23, 2002 - sniffing my brain ooze back up
Tuesday April 23, 2002 - hair survey. it's very important.
Tuesday April 9, 2002 - list, list, oh list
Wednesday March 27, 2002 - um...::click:: bzzzzzzzzz...
Friday March 22, 2002 - my brilliance, my sinus, and my mannequin fetish
Sunday, March 17, 2002 - don't shout at me. I'm only a little girl.
Thursday March 14, 2002 - they let me go, but they kept parts of my brain. And my left thigh. Weird.
Thursday February 14, 2002 - Woah! Woah! She's alive! Or, NO WE HAVE NO DAMNED BERETS
Saturday January 5, 2001 - yet another Google update...hey, be glad I'm even here today
Thursday January 3, 2002 - holidays are a special time of fake trees and shrieking drunk men
Monday December 17 2001 - oh, oh, oh, I need a bath and a good sleep
Sunday December 12 2001 - there'e more to see at the Olympics than just the games. There's me, silly.
Wednesday November 28 2001 - spare treats. like spare ribs: not really spare, more like extra.
Thursday, November 15 2001 - sounds like Armageddon in the making, boy.
Wednesday, November 14 2001 - on tonight's menu, we have a big steaming plate of random. with sauce.
Thrusday November 8 2001 - making up for it, dammit. Keep your wooos to yourself.
Wednesday November 7 2001 - just wrote new entry. going to eat dinner. stop.
Saturday, November 3 2001 - no time! no time! and dad protects his little girl
Tuesday October 23 2001 - yawn! you don't have to read this one, it's not that good
Monday October 22 2001 - amazing what people will read; and, another dream goes south
Thursday October 18 2001 - it's that time of year when young grocery employees' thoughts turn to love...
Thursday October 11 2001 - things...things are good, really.
Monday October 8 2001 - what do you want to do with your life??? (the proper answer is, I wanna rock.)
Saturday October 6 2001 - a shameless rip off of dirty harry's best stuff
Monday October 1 2001 - hold please
Sunday September 23 2001 - oh I'm just cross
Tuesday September 18 2001 - did you ever see that one where Mothra battled my hair?
Monday September 17 2001 - [original, amusing description removed because of unnecessary longness]
Monday September 17 2001 - a couple notes
Friday September 14 2001 - breathing under my smoke detector
Tuesday September 11 2001 - zero
Sunday September 9 2001 - zzzzzz...snort...zzzzzzz...mmmph
Wednesday September 9 2001 - Cannons! Bells! People singing! For the love of God, turn it down!
Monday August 10 2001 - sik...so so sik...shoot me...please
Thursday August 30 2001 - bad milk! bad milk! and, just believe me. it was disturbing.
Tuesday August 28 2001 - but should you ever hear this song, please don't think I'm psychotic
Monday August 27 2001 - random memory of weird Kindergarten suicide
Wednesday August 22 2001 - the pounding, Simpson...I just can't take the pounding any more...
Tuesday August 21 2001 - thumbs, thumbs, they're our digits, if they can't do it, man are we screwed
Monday August 20 2001 - maybe if you made a figure eight instead...
Thursday August 16 2001 - updating just to update. Read it anyway.
Sunday August 12 2001 - me vs the elevator; or, help me, please. just make sure you tiptoe.
Friday August 10 2001 - Relief is my most favorite emotion in the whole world
Friday August 3 2001 - you will never hear me chanting "chug it chug it chug it"
Wednesday August 1 2001 - I'm checking in, Mom
Monday July 30 2001 - an important milestone is reached, babies
Saturday July 28 2001 - Please don't be scared. I am not the bathroom stalker. Promise.
Friday July 27 2001 - my nausea dream and remember that guy who...?
Wednesday July 25 2001 - horrible little chickenheads...I curse thee with a sore curse
Tuesday July 24 2001 - good Mlle, meet evil Mlle.
Monday July 23 2001 - on the bright side, my arms do get their workout...
Friday July 20 2001 - quisinart tribute...I have come full circle
Wednesday July 18 2001 - an entry so void, it defies a short description
Tuesday July 17 2001 - geeks of the world, hear me!
Tuesday July 17 2001 - warm milk. that's what I need.
Sunday July 15 2001 - apparently I'm loony...and my appliances don't love me like that...
Wednesday July 11 2001 - my brain is in the cupboard above the kitchen sink
Tuesday July 10 2001 - coco krispies...doesn't she have her own perfume?
Sunday July 8 2001 - I have the day's itinerary
Friday July 6 2001 - comments on my body parts
Thursday July 5 2001 - monkey highlights...not, like, bleach highlights. Like, movie highlights
Tuesday July 3 2001 - my cat's hair comes from Satan
Sunday July 1 2001 - "...but she won't use any crayons other than the black one..."
Saturday June 30 2001 - get away from me with that water pik(!)
Friday June 29 2001 - my cat suddenly wants to dance all night long
Thursday June 28 2001 - Dad as a tumbleweed and Samson does the ironing
Wednesday June 27 2001 - drug dealers with shiny hair
Tuesday June 26 2001 - fill in the blank
Monday June 25 2001 - people who've come and gone
Friday June 22 2001 - Jesus Jones/Mike Edwards. Two different blokes.
Thursday June 21 2001 - a farewell to house
Wednesday June 20 2001 - berfday
Tuesday June 19 2001 - My mind develops a stress fracture, and: I hear/the secrets that you keep...
Monday June 18 2001 - sorry, this chick is reserved
Sunday June 17 2001 - Mom's a tiger. Rawr.
Friday June 15 2001 - movies would be better if I was casting director for all of them
Thursday June 14 2001 - a long essay on writer's block
Wednesday June 13 2001 - the redesign has begun
Tuesday June 12 2001 - driving confliction...is confliction a word?
Saturday June 9 2001 - learn to speak Jason in three easy lessons!
Friday June 8 2001 - Litter-encrusted paws on my toast
Thursday June 7 2001 - I give the chaps' routine a ten
Wednesday June 6 2001 - zombie surprise and fear of rejection
Tuesday June 5 2001 - Free movies, oh yes for you!
Monday June 4 2001 - OCD...yay for me!
Sunday June 3 2001 - dilemma one: bangs
Thursday May 31 2001 - inferiority complex and man stuck in pool