Make Me Love You:
Public, Part One
Public, Part Two
Private

Okay. Okay. Okay. I had to put this up, because it made me cackle. Tony wrote me a song in honor of my Quisinart that went missing about three years ago:

da DUM da dum
i love my quisinart
da DUM da dum
i use it to grate cheese
da DUM da dum
and every morning 'fore my coffee
da DUM da dum
i get down on my knees
da DUM da dum
i said i love my quisinart, babaaaaay
da DUM da dum
hell, it could shred hay
da DUM da dum
i said i love my quisinart
da DUM da dum
but my quisinart done gone awaaaaaay

Thank you, Tony. You understand my Quisinart pain like no other could. I think I finally have closure.

-Mlle R