Make Me Love You:
Public, Part One
Public, Part Two
Private

A tip for Diarylanders: should you ever want to get many, many Google hits to your account, just use the phrase "Daphne Zuniga naked" in one of your entries.

You would not believe.

Really.

They won't stay long, though. They'll drop in, see that you do not, in fact, have pictures of Daphne Zuniga naked featured on your site, and leave.

Just a tip for you all.

Also, a redline to my last entry: maybe it doesn't take a lot of time to learn to dance in vinyl, maybe you just have to dance all dainty-like. Which I think I don't so much do, really.

So.

Is anyone still out there? Am I speaking to an empty room?

Hey!

I'm wearing my frog underwear. That's right. I have frogs. On my underwear.

Ribbit.

Good day.

-Mlle R