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Tuesday April 30, 2002 - 2:01 p.m. If I was a tour guide in my town, I'd definitely take you past the church on 700 East and 900 South that just randomly turned into a Teriyaki joint during the Olympics. It was weird, and creepy. They spray painted signs that said "Teriyaki $1.00!" and "Yummy Teriyaki and Lemonade Inside!" with arrows pointing to this really dark, sort of dirty-looking door on the side of the church. The signs were painted on what looked like extra plywood from someone's basement. And the whole thing, it just wasn't lighted very well. It creeped me out. I drove past it a lot, and I never saw any cars out there or anything. I think they were either going to do a Christian ambush or kill you. Or maybe both, in some cases. Who the hell knows? I'd have to show that to you, if you came here. Definitely. Doesn't that make you want to visit me?
-Mlle R
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